1. TEXT-TYPIST - One who has mastered the art of texting while driving without the need to look at the buttons.
2. FACEBREAK - A public declaration on the social networking website 'facebook' that the user will be taking an extended break from the website of at least 24 hours or more.
3. 'M.E.D.I.C.' ERA - (acronym "Middle East Dictator Collapse") A term used to describe the current political climate in the general region.
4. ISLAMOPHILE - A leftist, generally caucasian atheist who cannot recite one line from the Koran, yet frequently posts "Allah Akbar" on blogs and chatrooms out of spite for the State of Israel.
5. ISLAMOPHOBE - A conservative, typically caucasian U.S citizen who has never read one line of the Koran, yet proclaims every muslim a terrorist, whether pregnant or under 2 yrs of age, shia sunni or suffi. These individuals tend to believe 9/11 was not an inside job and former President Ronald Reagan is the prophesied Messiah.
6. SPIRITUAL CAPITALIST - One who shares a common belief that spiritual enlightment attracts material wealth, despite the general anti-materialist view of ancient spiritual masters. These individuals tend to believe that 'having your cake and eating it too' will bring you closer to "G-d".
7. 'GREEN' TERRORIST - A government term used to describe one who refrains from violence, but uses subversive information to undermine National ambitions. (example : 'Julian Assange')
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